One of my business associates has been shorting Mueslify for some time now with little success. As Muesli Venture Capital CEO, I feel the need to settle scores once and for all. Mueslify will never lose money and I will now show you why.
Our DeepMuesli Machine Learning Algorithms & AI has finished its calculations about the tail-risks of our business and has indicated a very rare possibility of default. Indeed, bankruptcy of Mueslify would be 25 sigma event meaning that it would statistically happen only once in 1.309e+135 years! For example number Googol is digit 1 followed by 100 zeroes. Mueslify bankruptcy would happen only once in 1 followed by 135 zeroes of years. In layman's terms, hell would freeze first before we start losing any money!
Imagine that there is a universal lottery where you would need to correctly select one particle from the entire universe in order to win. According to DeepMuesli estimates, there are as much as 1.0e+85 particles in the universe (1 following 85 zeroes). The probability of Mueslify losing money would be even more uncertain than winning this lottery!
Short-sellers, consider yourselves served. After some time contemplating this information in higher detail, you are welcomed to our offices to discuss about new business opportunities.