Muesli Neural Machine Learning Network Algorithms & AI has reached Quantum Supremacy, Muesli CEO confirms

Press Release: Statement from CEO

Our Tech Department has just confirmed, that after months of careful testing, Muesli Neural Machine Learning Network Algorithms & AI has finally reached Quantum Supremacy. Initial tests indicate that Muesli AI can now calculate more calculations per second than there are particles in the observable universe.

Let us be clear. That means 3.28 x 10^80 or 328,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second.

Google Quantum project has yet only yield a mere 200 quadrillion calculations per second (2 x 10^17)

What will this mean to our business? Most importantly, this AI supremacy will increase MuesliCoin profitability. Our funds Q4 revenue will be boosted to the next level. In the future Quantum Muesli AI will help our fund make better investment decisions. Our Legal Department is getting rid of our Due Diligence Department as we speak, no need for human errors anymore!

Great times ahead at Mueslify Venture Capital. Muesli does not feel mercy for short-sellers, your time is up!