We are proud to announce our newest acquisition: NeuralWork by Adam McNeumann. A great guy. True visionary. We’ve already worked together in numerous projects such as WeWhisky and now we are ready to push Muesli AI together to the next level. Muesli Venture Capital has bought outright all shares of NeuralWork.
Adam McNeumann has been duly compensated with MuesliCoin payments directly to his Puerto Rican bank account. The deal was financed by splitting all floating MuesliCoins 1:420. This is highly technical and I don’t bore you with details, but the catch is here: for every MuesliCoin on the market, our fund gets 420 more. Tremendous success! RobinHood traders have flood the market and MuesliCoin prices have skyrocketed! Short-sellers are now officially squeezed out of the market and we see nothing but blue skies ahead for our fund.
I even heard rumours that our good friend and old business associate Jay Powell is buying MuesliCoins with freshly printed greenbacks. All proceeds (as always) have gone to our Banco Legitimate Affiliate in Puerto Rico and Macedonian Islands. I even sent proof that the money exists to our auditors and they bought it! All is well under the sun.
But now, back to business. NeuralWork is a decentralized learning platform, where millions of people can sell their brain capacity to improve our Muesli AI’s calculative capacity and machine learning algorithms. We have had tremendous success with Muesli AI of course, but one particular problem has remained and hindered our progress: Google’s “Are You a Robot?” tests still blocks our access to most of their websites. That is the problem. NeuralWork is the answer.
Adam McNeumann gave me this pitch in an elevator ride in Abu Dhabi last weekend: there are millions of unemployed people around the world. We get them to sell their brain capacity in our platform and perform those pesky “Are You a Robot?” tests in Muesli AI’s behalf! So simple! Genius. For every click, you get 0.001 cents. More you click more you earn. In addition of that, freelancers are given simple tasks, decisions to make, pictures and videos to review and speech patterns to mimic. All this is needed to develop our machine learning capacity in a truly decentralized way!
To put it in simply, we are building a neural network of people and machines: each user in our network is essentially a singular brain cell who receives and sends signals. These signals are then assembled by Muesli Machine Learning Network and AI to make better business decisions and conduct vital MuesliCoin buybacks in the global marketplace.
Goal is to build a professional network of millions of people around the world by the end of the year. Potential is – as you can guess- endless.
PS: Muesli VC is considering entering the race to acquire TikTok. Thots beware, Muesli is coming!