Dear Investors,
Muesli Venture Capital is sound and resilient. And there is infinite amount of cash in the Federal Reserve.
The meteoric event that's about to ignite the summer skies is upon us.
– Oppenheimer moment - Chernobyl of our times - Woodstock without poor people- Victory Day in Europe with right winner* -
- The Muesli VC Annual Investor Sauna – Burning Muesli 2023
@ Katajanokan Kasino / Sauna Eversti on 21.7.2023.
Fellow capitalists, mark your calendars and get ready to celebrate our funds successful 30 years and gaze upon our bright future.
Our team has pulled all stops to bring you a grand assembly of the great minds of our time. Imagine a day filled with inspiring TED talks, bilateral meetings, and business opportunities of a lifetime.
Prepare to be starstruck as we have the esteemed philosopher, Marcus Karvelius, gracing the event with his august presence. The very man who, in his own words, "knew how to make love before knowing how to walk" will be amongst us.
Some food, towels, and sauna is included. Drinks available. More information to follow.
See you there!
*Our lawyers pushed me to clarify, that I refer to Finland winning the war. I’m not going to say what race, what people, lawyers. You know I can’t say that.
It was the Jewish lawyers.