Like mass, which is greater when approaching the speed of light, so are Muesli Venture Capital Profits greater when approaching Bermuda at the speed of light.
We are pleased to announce our newest innovation: Muesli Large Profit Collider & Accelerator located in Switzerland. This simple innovation will increase the profitability of MuesliCoin by 33% in this quarter alone! Our MuesliCoin blockchains are accelerated in our high-technology ultra-high vacuum in a circular tunnel, with a cirumference of 69 kilometres (about the same size as Mueslify Cock Ring).
Cryptocurrencies then collide in ultra-high speed and will release an enormous amount of profits in the quantum space. Location of these newly minted profits can be calculated only with our DeepMuesli 2.0 Neural Machine Learning Network & AI (currently in development and beta-testing) with precision of 99%. The precision is intentionally set below 100% because of uncertainty principle: because we cannot calculate the exact position of each Profit Particle, DeepMuesli 2.0 Algorithms are set to minimize the error in estimate.
Since no other supercomputers can calculate the locations of our Profits, there are no solid proofs that they exist! These Profit Particles are immediately beamed towards Bermuda, where our Muesli Quantum Antennas will collect these particles and inform automatically our Jewish Auditor that there are new profits to be made.
This innovation is only one of many innovations to come thanks to our great investments in DeepMuesli 2.0 Neural Machine Learning Network & AI. We have received information, that Google has yet to make any profit with their DeepMind and other AI programs. So sad! Potential investors and entrepreneurs seeking for capital, your only way to success is Mueslify. We are here to make us rich.